The Republic of United States of Kuwait is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Jacob Dumpson with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.537 billion Kuwaitians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Basra. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kuwaitian economy, worth a remarkable 2,681 trillion Kuwaiti Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,659 Kuwaiti Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are pillars of society, conspiracy theorists allege Basra's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and re-education centers are being added to most prisons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Kuwait's national animal is the Caspian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

United States of Kuwait is ranked 19,007^th in the world and 1^st in Liberty Democratic Alliance for Largest Populations, with 18.5 billion capita.